What Do You Do When Something Wants To Eat You?

Chris: seriously, what do you do?
Tony: shit all over yourself
Chris: *stare*
Chris: that WILL stop them
Tony: what?
Tony: you never know
Chris: but way to ruin a good time
Chris: both for you AND the bear
Chris: you bastard
Tony: fuck that. don’t eat me
Tags: aim logs, getting eaten, humor