Joel: You know, I haven’t seen a single busser since we’ve been here.
Scotty: Some Mexican woman just cleaned up that table over there.
Chris: Yeah, but that was force of habit. She doesn’t actually work here.
If you or a loved one received a Disney DVD for Christmas, you probably noticed the “revolutionary” new technology called Fast Play.
That is, if you’ve bothered to open the DVD and actually watch it. C’mon, Disney movies have been crap since Mulan *shudder*, or arguably before.
Fast Play means that once you put the disc into […]
So I was perusing our logs when I noticed a click through from http://www.sogou.com/sohu/sohu?query=black++girl+mov+sex&page=7 that link.
Now, a quick glance tells us that 61.163.60.54 was searching Sogou.com for black girl mov sex. And found us.
Clicking through the link, three search results down, we can see why:
Utter Sarcasm
block. [mov] He must have one hell of […]
Continuing the movie weekend (yesterday was Four Brothers and The Breakfast Club, which was completely overrated and could only be considered a “classic” if you saw it for the first time before puberty), my roommate Evan and I went to see King Kong.
About a week ago I saw Adriene Brody (*swoon*) on The Daily Show […]
Chris and I just recently celebrated the first of hopefully many Gay Fridays. Actually that’s not true, Gay Friday was such a success that the following days seemed boring and dismal in comparison. It may be in our best interest never to have such a day ever again.
But I digress.
We started off by seeing Brokeback […]
[07:53 AM] Edgar: A “Two Guys and a Truck” are coming to drop off my Mom’s furniture from her apt.
[07:53 AM] Edgar: She’s moving to OK
[07:53 AM] Chris: i’m aware
[07:53 AM] Edgar: I’m arranging
[07:53 AM] Chris: damn, it’d be cooler if they were called “two guys and a gun who take your shit”
[07:53 AM] […]
I was just introduced to iTunes Signiture Maker. This evasive little buddy will compile an mp3 of snippets from your Most Played list. Or, since every good thing in the world is completely customizable, and this is no different, you can choose songs from your Recently Played list, adjust the mp3 length, snippet length, and […]
What an ass:
[08:59 PM] pseudoendeavor: hang on
[09:50 AM] pseudoendeavor: alright im back
Not only was today the last official day of classes, it was also the day wherein I saw the most physically painful yet entertaining accidents on campus. Induldge:
Girl is walking down stairs, falls on last one.
Girl: Ohmigod! When did they add another step?
Boy: Hahahaha… oh they poured the cement just yesterday.
Boy on skateboard collides with […]
Back in the day (2000) I was a fan of a lot of random sites that weren’t quite “blogs” or “journals” in a traditional sense, but rather more amusing recollections of the day’s events. One such place was Pocketpig.com.
The premise was simple: a girl drew everything she ate that day on her palm pilot […]
I finally decided to up and post about my recent trip to New York. If nothing else, there will be a good time had by the 8 minute video that we shot of our remedial tour of the Spielberg/Sheinberg apartment on the 62nd floor of Trump Tower.
I’ve decided to host it on OIO, because it […]