We’re your third best bet for porn.

So I was perusing our logs when I noticed a click through from http://www.sogou.com/sohu/sohu?query=
black++girl+mov+sex&page=7
that link.

Now, a quick glance tells us that 61.163.60.54 was searching Sogou.com for black girl mov sex. And found us.

Clicking through the link, three search results down, we can see why:

Utter Sarcasm


block. [
mov] He must have one hell of a homeowner’s association….ANGRY &BITTER BLACK WOMAN Date: 2005-11-14, 5…sex and all those evils…Induldge: Girl is walking down stairs,…



www.uttersarcasm.com/ - 66k  - 2005-12-09
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See what happens when just a few choice words are in close enough proximity to each other? It’s obvious we need to be sprinkling, nay, peppering more psuedo-erotic phrases in our normal content (or shifting the focus of our normal content itself, I suppose) so that we can attract a more… adult crowd.

Whatever gets us the links, in the end. Is it better or worse that the click through came from Beijing? I suppose getting blacklisted by the Chinese state-run ISPs would be something of a badge of honor, especially considering how incredibly innocuous our site is.

It’s true. Sarcastic, but mostly harmless.


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4 Responses to “We’re your third best bet for porn.”

  1. Mike Beaury Says:

    If this is the Chris that went to St.Josephs in Astoria e-mail me…reunion talk.

  2. enlite Says:

    Oh wow.

    Why don’t I ever get comments? See, I *do* smell funny…

  3. Canis Says:

    Perhaps the most disturbing part is that they went through 6 pages of results before finding this on the 7th page and deemed it worth a look. How many sites prior to this one were simply unable to cater to his black-girl-mov-sex needs?

  4. disillusioned Says:

    You know, that really ruins my title altogether. I completely forgot to make mention of that, even though I noticed it at some point.

    Good catch, Luke. I hope we’re able to satisfy your black girl mov porn cravings in less than seven results pages.

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