It’s like “accelerated learning”, you know, the retarded kid stuff
If you or a loved one received a Disney DVD for Christmas, you probably noticed the “revolutionary” new technology called Fast Play.
That is, if you’ve bothered to open the DVD and actually watch it. C’mon, Disney movies have been crap since Mulan *shudder*, or arguably before.
Fast Play means that once you put the disc into the player, it automatically plays the previews, promotions, and movie instead of taking you to a horribly complicated menu. Oh thank god, I hated how indiscernible those menus were, and my children were definately too stupid to press “play” on the remote, or on the DVD player, or select “play” from the menu, you know, the default option in 99% of all DVDs ever made? Yes. That one.
Thanks for making our lives so much easier. Thanks for making me feel like I, too, could win the special olympics if it weren’t rigged.
Tags: Disney, DVD, retarded kids, rigged sporting events