I hate everyone still.
It appears that the south-west is being “tragically infected” by the flu virus. Emergency rooms are packed and the number of cases is more than triple any year in the last decade. They blame this outbreak on cold weather, which is funny, because we’ve had a record high season.
Here it comes (are you ready?):
*ahem*
Don’t die.
Natural selection is not a thing of the past, and some powerful force is still out to get your dumb ass if you let it. So here’s my advice: uh, stop being an idiot. Stop scrubbing your hands with antibacterial soap. Let your immune system do something once in a while so when Powerful Force of Nature comes along it’s not outdated and inexperienced.
Actually, on second thought, if you’re not smart enough to keep your body healthy, or you’re too “moderately impoverished” to be able to afford food and occasional showers, then stop fighting. Just let it happen. In fact, giving up altogether and taking your own life does the world a favor, and gives the evolutionary bug a day off. How nice is that? Your death is the best thing for everyone!
I need to stop watching the news on television, it’s making me cynical.
Tags: cynicism, flu, hatred, People == Idiots