Aristophanes and his friend Red Shirt Guy

Overheard outside the ASU Memorial Union.

Dude 1: It all depends on your scale. What are you comparing it to? I mean who’s a 10? Is 10 like Jessica Simpson, or is a 10 the girl in your dreams that’s so perfect she could never be real?

Dude 2: Whoa.

Dude 3: Like totally huge tits!

Dude 2: We are so fucking smart.


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