American Idle
Oh man, please tell me I’m the first person to use “American Idle”, that’s golden.
I really don’t have anything to say past that. The guys are on tomorrow, and maybe they’ll do better than the girls, who were either great or crap. I get it, you’re live on television in front of millions of people who are judging everything you do, and you get the jitters and crack your notes and sing everything twenty cents off pitch. Good. Now stop. Obviously this is a talent contest, so figure it out. There’s also something to be said about singing in your range, you know, those notes you actually can hit.
But hey, I’m just the guy who calls in and decides your fate, don’t mind my opinion at all.
At least it’s an easy choice this week. After Heather Cox and *shudder* that ghastly performance by Stevie Scott, America doesn’t have much thinking to do. However, they did pick Bush, and a war, and a constitutional amendment against interior designers, and wiretapping, and lousy hurricane relief, and all those corrupt senators and representatives. Hmm. Thank god no one of age to vote on the political realm watches this show…
Tags: American Idol, People == Idiots, singing