Overheard at ASU outisde of the Matthews Center.
Guy 1: …I wake up the next morning after getting trashed and I feel like shit. But if I actually spend my time being productive, I get up and I feel like I’ve accomplished stuff.
Guy 2: So why don’t you just accomplish things instead of getting drunk?
Guy […]
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.
An interesting thing…if you remove Garfield’s thought balloons, it goes from an unfunny comic to a rather sad, poignant story about a lonely man who has wasted his life talking to his cat.
Oh how true.
Jon seems crazy to be talking to his cat like that.
Let me start off by saying that I’m the kind of guy who feels he needs to give a shoutout every now and then: when the system works.
Last Sunday’s Academy Awards ceremony marked the first time in eight years that I paid any attention to the Oscars. After all, we think the whole thing is […]
Overheard at ASU outisde of COOR 170.
College Student: Just stop it.
Presumably the Father: *fixing son’s collar*
Me: *laugh*
Student: Dude, that guy is totally laughing at me.
Father: He’s laughing with you.
Student: I’m not laughing!
Father: That’s because you have no fucking sense of humor. *pause* Jackass.
I’ve seen and heard of people doing a lot of weird things in their cars during the morning commute, so I thought I’d take a moment to let you in on a revelation I had today:
Pouring cereal into a bowl is really hard when you’re trying to make a left turn.
Especially if the cereal is […]