Utter Sarcasm

I’ve seen and heard of people doing a lot of weird things in their cars during the morning commute, so I thought I’d take a moment to let you in on a revelation I had today:

Pouring cereal into a bowl is really hard when you’re trying to make a left turn.

Especially if the cereal is oddly shaped and easily wedgeable into promiscuous areas of your sitting anatomy. Damn my hot bulging thighs, breakfast food magnets. Curses.

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