Utter Sarcasm

Overheard at ASU outside Cereality.
Guy with longboard: Dude your bag is open. Holy shit what’s in here?
Guy with backpack: Oh I didn’t want to leave it in my car.
Longboard: Dude it’s a big bag of weed!
Backpack: Yeah, I didn’t want to leave it in my car.
Longboard: Oh-ho, what if you did, and when you went […]

Overheard at Chicago O’Hare, Gate B21.
Woman: *to other woman* It’s only 99 cents, get me one.
Man: It’s a dollar.
Woman: No, it’s 99 cents.
Man: A dollar. They’re the same thing.
Woman: Why do you always have to pull this shit out of my ass? One of these days I’m going to explode and then what? You’re […]