He keeps gloves in his pocket
Overheard at Chicago O’Hare, Gate B21.
Woman: *to other woman* It’s only 99 cents, get me one.
Man: It’s a dollar.
Woman: No, it’s 99 cents.
Man: A dollar. They’re the same thing.
Woman: Why do you always have to pull this shit out of my ass? One of these days I’m going to explode and then what? You’re going to have my shit all over your face and who’s going to like you then, huh?
Man: *to woman* I want one too.
Tags: airports, angry women, overheard