I don’t think it works like that

Overheard at ASU outside Cereality.

Guy with longboard: Dude your bag is open. Holy shit what’s in here?

Guy with backpack: Oh I didn’t want to leave it in my car.

Longboard: Dude it’s a big bag of weed!

Backpack: Yeah, I didn’t want to leave it in my car.

Longboard: Oh-ho, what if you did, and when you went back out it was like, all clam-baked and shit?

Backpack: … Fuck dude, that is so awesome.


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