Dear Tony,
You can’t put pillow cases on the wrong pillows. A pillow case has to match it’s pillow, otherwise it’s like it’s an entirely different pillow.
Love,
The part of you trying to get a good night’s sleep.
Things that will change sooner than later, I swear to God:
This site will be rebuilt from the ground up.
It will probably not include the “cool” duelling columns thing anymore.
It will still include Tony and I.
I’ll be writing a LOT more.
I’ll be integrating content/mashing up stuff with my various content-everywhere sites. And then building something amazing […]
Overheard at ASU outside Cereality.
Guy with longboard: Dude your bag is open. Holy shit what’s in here?
Guy with backpack: Oh I didn’t want to leave it in my car.
Longboard: Dude it’s a big bag of weed!
Backpack: Yeah, I didn’t want to leave it in my car.
Longboard: Oh-ho, what if you did, and when you went […]
Overheard at Chicago O’Hare, Gate B21.
Woman: *to other woman* It’s only 99 cents, get me one.
Man: It’s a dollar.
Woman: No, it’s 99 cents.
Man: A dollar. They’re the same thing.
Woman: Why do you always have to pull this shit out of my ass? One of these days I’m going to explode and then what? You’re […]
[03:29 PM] Evan: there was a godly fish and chips place
[03:29 PM] Chris: sweeeeet
[03:29 PM] Chris: much closer to the source, i spose
[03:29 PM] Evan: im not usually one for cooked fish, but i about busted a nut over these
[03:29 PM] Chris: haha
[03:29 PM] Chris: that probably would’ve made them taste funny
Girl On Cell Phone: And so I made a promise, never to have premarital sex again.
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I’ve noticed this bug ever since upgrading to Office 2007 Tech Preview 2 Build 12.0.3820.1002.
ClearType, which I understand is locked as a feature in 2007, is appearing to be completely deactivated, or otherwise rendering incorrectly when using Remote Desktop Connection at the “Full” experience.
The problem is most prevalent on unread, and thus bolded […]
[03:23 PM] Chris: apparently it’s closer to 41 million records
[03:23 PM] Chris: vs. the 16 we have
[03:23 PM] Edgar: I don’t know why, but that makes me thing of that song, “It’s raining men”
[03:23 PM] Chris: hallelujah
Pretty damn creative…
He must not have grabbed the flag with a 1, 3 or 6 second digit in his time left…
Did no one at Nabisco or the ad agency who handles Oreo’s promotions consider twice their new tagline for the favorite sandwich cookie, “Ready, Set, Lick”?
I can see a vivid adult-entertainment tie-in, if they were perhaps so bold. Or maybe my mind is just permanently parked in the gutter. Whichever the case, it certainly sounds […]
Seriously, the mind boggles:
As he stood beside the President on the south lawn of the White House, Mr. McClellan choked up a little. “I have given it my all, sir, and I have given you my all,” he said, adding he was headed home to Texas. A folksy Mr. Bush wished him well. “One of […]
From Edgar, our resident code-monkey:
Sup dawg!
That shizzle has been flipped! Any shorty’s try to submit their promo code, it’s all silently hittin’ switches and making it all offer code like. Lucky 13 minutes even!
Respect,
-Edgar
Ah, the best money can buy.
[5:48 PM] Chris: bum bum ba dummmmmmmmm
[5:48 PM] Zach: yes?
[5:48 PM] Chris: buh ba baaaaaaaaa
[5:48 PM] Chris: ba ba ba baaaaaa
[5:48 PM] Chris: ba baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[5:48 PM] Chris: name that tune
[5:48 PM] Zach: I got ds9 season 7 and now I’m happy
[5:48 PM] Chris: (then, real fast, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
[5:48 PM] Zach: I dunno
[5:48 PM] Zach: inform me
[5:49 PM] Zach: cause you know I’m dying to know
[5:49 PM] […]
There are so many things right about this clip, and so very, very little wrong.
Overheard at ASU outisde of the Matthews Center.
Guy 1: …I wake up the next morning after getting trashed and I feel like shit. But if I actually spend my time being productive, I get up and I feel like I’ve accomplished stuff.
Guy 2: So why don’t you just accomplish things instead of getting drunk?
Guy […]