http://www.uttersarcasm.com We can't all be rockstars. Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:37:57 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Overheard in Borders bookstore cafe on Mill: Male Barista: Do you have your Borders Rewards card? Old Man Customer: Yup *hands him card* Barista: This is your Safeway card. Customer: Oh, this one? *holds up card* Barista: No, that’s still your Safeway card. Customer: *fumbles through wallet, pulls out card* Here it is. Barista: Sir, that is ... http://www.uttersarcasm.com/2007/02/11/no-im-pretty-sure/ Dear Tony, You can’t put pillow cases on the wrong pillows. A pillow case has to match it’s pillow, otherwise it’s like it’s an entirely different pillow. Love, The part of you trying to get a good night’s sleep. http://www.uttersarcasm.com/2006/12/17/love-letters/ Things that will change sooner than later, I swear to God: This site will be rebuilt from the ground up. It will probably not include the “cool” duelling columns thing anymore. It will still include Tony and I. I’ll be writing a LOT more. I’ll be integrating content/mashing up stuff with my various content-everywhere sites. ... http://www.uttersarcasm.com/2006/09/23/the-times-are-changing-they-are/ Overheard at ASU outside Cereality. Guy with longboard: Dude your bag is open. Holy shit what’s in here? Guy with backpack: Oh I didn’t want to leave it in my car. Longboard: Dude it’s a big bag of weed! Backpack: Yeah, I didn’t want to leave it in my car. Longboard: Oh-ho, what if you ... http://www.uttersarcasm.com/2006/08/31/i-dont-think-it-works-like-that/ Overheard at Chicago O’Hare, Gate B21. Woman: *to other woman* It’s only 99 cents, get me one. Man: It’s a dollar. Woman: No, it’s 99 cents. Man: A dollar. They’re the same thing. Woman: Why do you always have to pull this shit out of my ass? One of these days I’m going to ... http://www.uttersarcasm.com/2006/08/14/he-keeps-gloves-in-his-pocket/ [03:29 PM] Evan: there was a godly fish and chips place [03:29 PM] Chris: sweeeeet [03:29 PM] Chris: much closer to the source, i spose [03:29 PM] Evan: im not usually one for cooked fish, but i about busted a nut over these [03:29 PM] Chris: haha [03:29 PM] Chris: that probably would’ve made them ... http://www.uttersarcasm.com/2006/07/23/fish-chips-ala-mode/ Girl On Cell Phone: And so I made a promise, never to have premarital sex again. http://www.uttersarcasm.com/2006/07/15/overheard-on-mill/ Click to enlarge I’ve noticed this bug ever since upgrading to Office 2007 Tech Preview 2 Build 12.0.3820.1002. ClearType, which I understand is locked as a feature in 2007, is appearing to be completely deactivated, or otherwise rendering incorrectly when using Remote Desktop Connection at the “Full” experience. The problem is most prevalent ... http://www.uttersarcasm.com/2006/04/30/outlook-2007-cleartype-doesnt-play-well-with-remote-desktop/ [03:23 PM] Chris: apparently it’s closer to 41 million records [03:23 PM] Chris: vs. the 16 we have [03:23 PM] Edgar: I don’t know why, but that makes me thing of that song, “It’s raining men” [03:23 PM] Chris: hallelujah http://www.uttersarcasm.com/2006/04/28/its-raining-men/ Pretty damn creative… He must not have grabbed the flag with a 1, 3 or 6 second digit in his time left… http://www.uttersarcasm.com/2006/04/27/super-mario-done-right/